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Offen found outside the offies annoying normal people to buy them buckfast and alco pops.
threatening with the likes of:
i'll knack your ballax in wee lad
heres me, wah!!!
Jaunto - Her mate will you get me some drink?
Man - No!!
Jaunto - Heres me, wah?!?!? I'll knack ur ballax in!!
Man - F**k off u wee dick!
Jaunto - my da will get your knees done
Man - I am your da, u wee dick!
Jaunto gets his head slapped by man
jaunto by Steve & dave November 19, 2003
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Jaunt Hunting 

When you are out looking for any girl to have sex with.
Hey bruh you wanna go jaunt hunting tonight? Need a new jaunt to smash
Jaunt Hunting by donelflow August 16, 2021
Related Words

grime jaunt

when your feindin pussy so bad, you holla at that high percentage ho from the grade below. the origin of the word has been derived from others such as chickenhead, skeeza, and trick... or just somthin that u take home and wear out. also commonly refered to as Gj's.
1) Steve Oriente aka the King of the Grime Jaunts!
2) Ay dog!! why you always bringin them grime jaunts back to my place
grime jaunt by C Fisk December 9, 2007

Fat jaunt 

Term used to describe a large and veluptuous bottom. Usually used when talking about females. However, the term may be used with men, but a mandatory "no homo" must be added to the phrase.
"Damn, that girl has a fat jaunt! I'd smash for sure!"

"You see that dude over there, he has a fat jaunt. No homo though."
Fat jaunt by OG Squad Defines November 18, 2016

Geek The Jaunt 

1. e.g. "seize the day"; to go and do something to your fullest with all of your energy and have a fantastic time while doing it. Does not necessarily refer to any particular activity, but instead means enjoying yourself while doing something enjoyable
2. to be funny or awesome
1. Tom: "Hey Ryan should we go to the party?"
Ryan: "Yea bro let's fucking geek the jaunt!"

2. David: "Yo Jackson did you see that new video?"
Jackson: "yea dude that video geeks the jaunt."
Geek The Jaunt by MyGuyRyGuy September 18, 2018
A word to describe a general situation or common object.
"I don't want that water, that jaunt tastes disgusting"
Jaunt by Bupper-boy17 March 6, 2022
Term appearing in A. Bester's novel 'The Stars My Destination', indicating the act of teleportation of oneself by mere use of willpower.

Also as verb:

Jaunting is the ability to teleport oneself, unaided, by a simple expression of will. The only requirements are that you know where you are and can visualize where you are going.
"The orderly disappeared as he jaunted to a supply cabin, and reappeared alongside the tank five seconds later."
Jaunte by erebor April 5, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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