jahumbo

To royally screw something up.

Multiple suicides, and coming in last place in a Halo match. "Man, he really Jahumbo'd that one!"

by Rockets, yeah! July 24, 2019

jahquan

The name Jahquan is usually a name given to a man with an average intelligence and an above average cock. He is of a darker skin color and sometimes has trouble talking to women, but when his pants come down, the women can’t resist.

Girl: Idk he looks kinda shy and weird.
Friend: no trust me, his name’s Jahquan.
Girl: OMG I want his cock sooo bad

by Jahquan name February 9, 2018

jahusafrats

Is something that is ridiculous, or extraordinary, or abnormal

That bitch is full of jahusafrats

by peter567654465465 May 5, 2009

Jahunnit

Any and all types of fuck boys. Egotistical, can do no wrong in their own eyes. Will no listen to reason even when the obvious is staring them in the face.

Why are you wasting your time with that jahunnit? He just gonna waste your time

by Jahunnit November 3, 2018

Jahnus

The smoothest man on the planet earth. when he walks down the street, watch ya bitch. when jahnus says he got you...he got you. if you have a jahnus in your life you, are truly blessed.

bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches

by real nigga hours December 19, 2018

Jaytucky

A Slang Term used for Jay County Indiana. In this realm of incest, everyone worships corn and not using turn signals. There are an uncontrollable amount of Yee Yee kids here, many of them support Trump and hate Liberals(They do not know what the hell they are though).

Also anyone who supports windmills are given death threats. I'm not joking, it happened.

Ever heard of Jaytucky?
Oh the place where an abnormal amount of kids vape and hate gays?

by Warren Lunarfox November 20, 2019

Jasturbation

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.

Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."

by npgy February 11, 2020