Evie Jago

Has a juicy Jago monster minge

‘Wow’ said Chris as Helen opened her legs to expose her Evie Jago. ‘That’s so juicy and monstrous’

by Big Supper April 13, 2020

Jamockin

pertains to a person that is hideous, beastial, ugly, monstrous. a way to describe someone that is so ugly that they combine all of ugly words togther.

Did you see what Jessica wearing?? She looked like a big jamockin in that dress.

by RennRenn July 15, 2009

Jagnog

Jagnog is a mixture of eggnog and jager pronounced yag - nog. It makes for a great seasonal beverge with a Amazing taste and a high enough alcohol content to get you dickered perfect at Christmas parties but drinkable year round. It is simple to make you just combine the following ingredients in a blender:
One cup of milk.
Two cups of sugar.
A dash of nutmeg.
A dash of cinnamon.
One raw egg.
Add at least two shots of jager then strengthen to your taste. Be careful of how much cinnamon and nutmeg you add or it will not taste good. (Or use store bought eggnog) Continue to drink until you blackout then repeat.

Nicholas was getting drunk on Christmas Eve but he wanted to show some class and be festive to death so he brought a thermos of ice cold jagnog to the party.

by JDansy January 1, 2012

Jamokey

An idiot, jerk et al

Also: jamokie

I nearly got into an accident today because some jamokey cut me off.

by Gman's Momma February 17, 2009

Jamoker

A rare alternative form of the word "Joker".

Note: To be used only by a person who currantly has a coffee cake in his mouth.

Person A: "I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. Whatever the hell jamokers means."

Person B: "I was actually saying jokers, and I had coffee cake in my mouth."

by Marco Vitaly September 13, 2007

jagjot

a sexci mofo that is sweet, caring, committed, funny and is suchaa hawtiieeee. If you get him dont let him do cuz he'll be the only thing you need and you will be set for life.

Girl 1: I need a, committed, caring, sweet, HAILARIOUS, guy but i dont where to find a guy like that

Girl 2: You mean a, Jagjot?

Girl 1: YESSHHH

Girl 2: do you want have wild nights for the rest of your life and millions of kids??

Girl 1: YESS PLEASEE

Girl 2: YOU NEED A JAGJOT IN YO LIFE

by retardedobsessedlova December 20, 2013

Jagoff

A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh

"Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n'at"

by Beer_jedi October 28, 2003