crimson jager 

A male who feels homosexual tendencies while playing video games, preferably Call Of Duty.

Bro I think Ben was being a crimson jager last night. This addiction is getting to his head.

crimson jager by 1111toga September 20, 2016

key jangler 

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.

This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

key jangler by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021

Jager Fight 

A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.

"What did you guys do after the bar last night"

"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"

Jager Fight by Rebecca L March 4, 2008

Jagerphone 

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication

(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?

Jagerphone by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010

Jager Secret 

The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson

They were both bitches! That was a Jager secret, you just breached a Jager secret.

Jager Secret by TheChieftan June 16, 2011

jagger bush 

a bush with thorns
its a Pittsburgh thing

look out for them jagger bushes over there

jagger bush by tassmasterzero February 27, 2003

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

Mick Jaggering by BlackjackII January 28, 2008