jackwipe

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.

Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.

by Real Deal Not the Glockenspiel April 24, 2010

JackSucksAtLife

A Minecraft YouTuber who has over 1million subscribers. He most recently collaborated with YouTuber memeulous.

Person 1: Ah did you see JackSucksAtLife collaborate with Memeulous??
Person 2: Damn, I didn’t..send the link pls

by I can make your life hell... December 17, 2019

jackwag

Any person of little significance that for one reason or another does not deserve your time or attention.

If you want people to bid on your lunch date, you need to make your time more exclusive. Stop opening up your schedule to all these jackwags.

by kaotron October 21, 2011

jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

by Pud June 5, 2005

Jackwad

"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.

"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"

"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"

by calinative September 24, 2011

jackwatt

The biggest kid in the playground; a kind of nerd bully.

Walker just destroyed my sand castle- he is such a jackwatt!

by philcon April 20, 2011