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jism

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.
I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.
by Zolatan September 5, 2005
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jismole

1. Said upon the process of completing a task or obligation.
2. A spinning city off.
jismo, jismo, jismole
by jimfrey April 7, 2003
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jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.
I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.
by Jay March 11, 2003
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mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
by a non a muss June 29, 2011
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Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
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Talmud Judism

The state of having rejected the living Son of God.
Talmud Judism is gay.
by LefebvreWasBased March 29, 2022
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jism

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off
by sodomy man October 16, 2003
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