instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017

Instaneity

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words

On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore

by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020

Instagoop

Weird videos of colorful paint/confetti/fluids/ etc. being mixed together or played with on social media.

"Ey check out this video of a guy popping paint-filled water balloons."
"Fuck off with that instagoop shit."

by The Auspex May 3, 2023

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

instagamer

A hot girl/boy who only plays video games for the sole purpose to take photos for instagram.

She's so hot and plays video games, but I think she's just an instagamer.

by angelofdev May 18, 2017

insagne

pronounced- (in-sog-neigh)

the beastly way of saying insane

kyle- yo did you see that 540 bs bigspin?

patrick- yea man that was fuckin insagne

by big nipples please April 3, 2009

Instadon

An instant erection.

Emmy flashed me her tits on webcam and i was like WOWAWEEWA, i got an instadon..

by el ramo November 4, 2010