Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.

1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."

by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011

Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010

instagranny

A really old woman who has no idea what she is doing on instagram.

This instagranny needs a nap.

by So says the wise one September 17, 2017

Instarrange

To arrange something (e.g. a table of food) so that it looks better for an Instagram photo.

Wait, let me just instarrange my pancakes before I eat anything

by Razzle December 31, 2018

Instapreneur

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.

Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."

by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020

instagrandstanding

It’s like you just drunkenly post whatever is in your Spotify speed and then the next day you wake up and everybody is like “holy shit! i thought you were trying to get my attention with that song”.

Dude I was totally Instagrandstanding that customer at work earlier.

Holy shit! I just did my first Instagrandstand!

-skateboarder

by InstagramStan October 20, 2020

instagran

n. Woman who becomes a granny at a young age, usually with little warning.

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Hey Matilda! I hear you are an instagran. What up? Like mother like daughter eh?

I will cut you!

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021