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Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.
We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved
Infant Threesome by The C to the P January 3, 2019

infant misery 

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born
look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb
infant misery by gojo satoru March 11, 2021

INFANT SPOON 

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.

Infant electro shock weapon theory 

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

infant raj 

He is smart, loyal, more knowledgeable.

He helps everyone

Like a leader like a boss

If you see anyone like a boss he is infant
Infant raj is rare name
infant raj by Oxford malli girl March 13, 2024

suburban infant 

a person who is immature, and a puzzy chick or dude from the suburban parts of town. A cry baby. A mooch. An alcoholic. A name droper. A newb. A homie with no lyfe.

Got a friend that drains your money and still lives with mommy and daddy? totallyyyy a suburban infant.

"FRIENDS DON"T LET FRIENDS BE SUBURBAN INFANTZ."