insomnia 

When sleep fears you

Hey John, I think you have insomnia
Next time I see the abyss of darkness I will beat it with a broomstick

insomnia by RollinWheels May 9, 2020

Insomnia 

The inability to shut down your brain and body to sleep like "normal" people. Natural insomnia is a bitch, there's no easy solution.
Stay awake and ponder your life.
Happy joy.

Day two of insomnia, what a fucking drag..

Insomnia by REBel Siren July 18, 2021

Insomnia 

1. Habitual sleeplessness.
2. The capital of Lucis.
NOTE: Insomnia is not a real capital. It is from Final Fantasy 15.

1. I have insomnia
2. I live in Insomnia

Insomnia by the random. November 15, 2021

Insomnia 

You disagree with yourself; your eyes want to close but your mind wont shut the F up. The commitee wont stop talking. The time of night when Benadryl wont work. Although your should be sleeping, you are thinking of everything from last years jokes to what your wearing tomorrow. For instance, right now I have insomnia. I cannot put away my iPad... i just cant.

Husband "you look like crap!"
Me "I have insomnia, But on the upside I watched a Dog the Bounty hunter Marathon and added to the Urban Dictonary!"
Husband "you look like crap".

Insomnia by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

Insomnia 

Something created by the infomercial makers to sell stuff you really don't want or need.

I had insomnia, and I bought this really cool pet sweater that doubles as a dish rag. It washes the dishes and pets at the same time.

Insomnia by Dwaynew February 4, 2010

Insomnia 

When you can't sleep no matter what and to avoid losing your mind, developing a split personality and joining Fight Club you post shit on Urban Dictionary only to find there are other sick fucks stalking you on your computer and posting shit also and/or blocking your submissions.

Waking Beauty: Yo I cannot sleep for shit, I have Insomnia and Urban Dictionary isn't publishing any of my shit so fuck it I'm gonna join Fight Club, beat people up or get beaten and blow up shit!

Sleeping Beauty: Huh, ZZZzzzzzz

Insomnia by Goddess12* December 10, 2013

insomnia 

1. a disorder, that many people lie about.
2. a sad excuse, for "poor" emo kids to get attention.

1.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Hollie: I don't want to talk about it.. with red eyes, bags, etc..

2.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Allison: I'm an insomniac, i don't sleep with a smile on her face, and of course everywannabe emo HAS to have cuts on their arm

insomnia by Brittany S July 15, 2007