Insomniaing

When you want to sleep but you’re sleepless and you end up cracking lame jokes to your very funny friend.

Ahmed, Are you insomniaing?

by Van>emad September 1, 2019

Insomniaing

When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.

Ahmed, are you insomniaing?

by Van>emad September 1, 2019

insomniagnostyslexic

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really
is a dog

Ever since the cat was hit by the schoolbus, I've become a real insomniagnostyslexic.

by kevink07/bevyb3 October 11, 2005

insomniagnostyslexic

A contraction of the words: insomnia, nostalgic, and dyslexic. It means a person who cannot sleep due to sentimental drama brought on by words.

After reviewing the will left by his former wife, the poor man became an insomniagnostyslexic.

by abab October 14, 2005

insomniating

Verb. Any and all actions a person accomplishes during a normal time of sleep, excluding breathing and dreaming. If you should be asleep and someone asks you what you are doing, you can cover watching TV, jerking off, drinking yourself into a stupor, chatting online, or anything at all by simply telling them you are insomniating.

At 3:30 AM, instead of sleeping, Michael was insomniating by playing on his tablet and watching TV .

by Mmchenry1900 April 24, 2017

Insomnian

The Citizens of The Kingdom Of Insomnia.

Your "sweet friend" Joseph asked, "Why you look so fatigued? Don't you had a good sleep last night?."
Me, "Screw you and your empathy. Bitch I am holding an Insomnian passport. "

by I am THE Insomnian October 2, 2022