Insomniaing
When you want to sleep but you’re sleepless and you end up cracking lame jokes to your very funny friend.
Insomniaing by Van>emad September 1, 2019
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Insomniaing
When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.
Insomniaing by Van>emad September 1, 2019
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insomniagnostyslexic
insomniagnostyslexic by kevink07/bevyb3 October 11, 2005
insomniagnostyslexic
A contraction of the words: insomnia, nostalgic, and dyslexic. It means a person who cannot sleep due to sentimental drama brought on by words.
insomniagnostyslexic by abab October 14, 2005
insomniating
Verb. Any and all actions a person accomplishes during a normal time of sleep, excluding breathing and dreaming. If you should be asleep and someone asks you what you are doing, you can cover watching TV, jerking off, drinking yourself into a stupor, chatting online, or anything at all by simply telling them you are insomniating.
At 3:30 AM, instead of sleeping, Michael was insomniating by playing on his tablet and watching TV .
insomniating by Mmchenry1900 April 24, 2017
Insomnian
Your "sweet friend" Joseph asked, "Why you look so fatigued? Don't you had a good sleep last night?."
Me, "Screw you and your empathy. Bitch I am holding an Insomnian passport. "
Me, "Screw you and your empathy. Bitch I am holding an Insomnian passport. "
Insomnian by I am THE Insomnian October 2, 2022
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