A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st
Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.
by cplax July 23, 2016
Get the Hobster mug.1) A deliberate misspelling of "historical" and "hysterical" to create a portmanteau, which means literally "very funny history" or "funny today, though it was serious at the time."
2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.
2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.
1) "The TV Show Dragnet is a histerical example of 1960s attitudes."
2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."
2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."
by Andy Somers February 11, 2020
Get the histerical mug.(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.
Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.
by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022
Get the root-heister mug.Hipster who is more into hip-hop (The Cool Kids, Spank Rock, A.T.C.Q) than indie rock/electronica. And who's style is a mix of old school 80's with typical hipster staples. Might be seen skating around with their ironic basketball hat.
by TataJuJu February 25, 2008
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As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
Get the cock-holster mug.The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.
by whitey809 November 16, 2012
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