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A "mo-hawk" hair style worn by a male or female from the south; typicaly referred to as rednecks. Individuals generally reside in or near a trailer park.

Most identifiable characteristics are; Mid-80's truck with body lift kit, rifle rack, Budweiser t-shirt, rebel flag tattoo, noticable lack of proper dental care, affinity for Sun Drop canned beverage, chronologicaly seperated from most family members by minimum biological requirements (mother=13/14 years older, grandmother= 27/28 years older, siblings typicaly 9 months apart).

Be advised: Lack of indicators does not disqualify an individual from having a legitimate he-hawk.
As Ben left his trailer, he checked the condition of his spikey he-hawk to make sure there would be enough clearence in his Ford F100.

To cut down on grooming expenses and still be stylish, Chase shaved himself a he-hawk, and used Sun Drop as a make-shift hair gel.
he-hawk by joeyd1101 March 1, 2009
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Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. 

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living 

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

he has to learn 

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.
Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.
he has to learn by QuacksO November 11, 2018

he has the cutest smile 

seungmin. seungmin is the definition of having the cutest smile
aw he has the cutest smile

you mean seungmin. right?
he has the cutest smile by sammy𖤐 September 13, 2023

all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life 

A grammatically correct sentence about someone’s faith he had had which had had no effect on his life.
The man was always faithful, but it never seemed to do any good. In fact, you could say all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.

Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow 

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"
Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"