Hammertown

A state of mind one may venture to when extremely hammered. Shanklins often tend to reside in Hammertown.

"I'm buying a one way ticket to Hammertown tonight..."

"Sorry guys, my friend here is the Mayor of Hammertown..."

by Drunklestiltzkin April 7, 2009

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017

Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019

Humberto Quackenbush

a random name you can give something that doesn't require a whole lot of thought and only exists just to fill it in, or to be completely random.

I gotta make a name for my character, but I'm out of ideas. I gotta name him something random, like Humberto Quackenbush.

by Humberto Quackenbush June 3, 2021

Humberto

The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch

Humberto is a bitch

by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021

Humberto

A girl with a really big bright side. Once your friends with her she will always be there for you and always give those nice words people need when they are feeling down. Lets not forget she is really amazing, beautiful, pretty, no words can explain her beauty. Everyone meets a pamela and enjoys time with one. She hella cute too. Her looks are never before seen when you meet one. Pamela's are rare. Enjoy time with one and never lose one

Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big, bright and alcoholic. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to hit him. Dominant and leader Psychotic. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes. He really knows how to live the life and also enjoy drinks a lot

by nine69sixty November 22, 2021

halberto

A sexy mf who pulls every single woman including your mom

Guy1: man I wish I was halberto

Guy2: why’s that?
Guy1: he can pull your mom

by thehandler86 September 24, 2022