Horrorscope

An 'out of the box' description of the future of a person/situation, (generally bad) based on the obvious that isn't being seen from 'within the box'.

I didn't need to be Mystic Meg to tell you the fate that would befall Johnny when he married Jo..... it was written in his horrorscope.

by MissCC October 15, 2008

Horrorscope

An adjective applied to a project where there are so many unknowns that you may as well consult the stars for an estimate or timeline

We don't know anything about this work; the requirements are really unclear but the project seems huge. It's a horrorscope project

by hicksandhudson September 21, 2009

Horrorscope 2018

1. Dictator Kim of North Korea will join his father and grandfather in hell.

2. President Trump won't get his Dread Wall of Mexico built.

3. President Putin will leave office rejected, ejected, and dejected.

Horrorscope 2018 for both dictators and murderers sounds good news for the world, with the defeat of ISIS and the death of some African dictators.

by MathPlus September 4, 2017

Horoscopophilia

The state of capitalising horoscope pedants.

Comme Horoscopophilia!

by Jeoloro-thru February 18, 2003

Horoscopcist

When a horoscope is discriminated against or left out

There's a list of horoscopes and yours isn't on there. That's horoscopcist!

by Misscars May 22, 2017

Whoroscope

When you predict your future hookups.

I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

by Hocinetje August 1, 2019

hidroscope

How Hydroscope should actually be spelt. It's a cool word for something that doesn't exist.

That's a huge Hidroscope!

A what?

I don't know, it just sounds right.

by Hidroscope May 30, 2023