hamilton

Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.

"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."

hamilton by Andrewkk October 23, 2005

Hamilton

A kick-ass city in Southern Ontario that the majority of ignorant assholes like to call "stink-town" or some other lackluster and/or poorly faceted nickname. Although being the capital for major steel production (hence another nickname known as steel town), the air is clean, the trees are green, and the girls on our university and college campuses are hella fine. Hamilton is also home of one of the country's most reputable post-secondary institutions: McMaster University.

Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.

"Ah man, I spent the weekend in Hamilton and had sex with 2 chicks - at once!"

Hamilton by JackBauer133 May 15, 2011

Hamilton

1. A town in Tasmania
2. A city in Southern Ontario
3. Known as Steel Town or Ambitious City

I live in Hamilton and I hate it.

Hamilton by I :heart: Trinidad September 16, 2006

Hamilton

Short for Hamilton Ackies (which is short for Hamilton Academic Football Club) which is rhyming slang for Pakis, which is short for Pakistanis.

"Fuck man, that guy stinks of shit and curry!"

"Fuckin' Hamilton."

Hamilton by mr P.C. April 16, 2009

Hamilton

A small town in Michigan that has only one blinking light. It consists of lots of either redneck farmers or wannabe gangsters. There are more churches than stores. We have a food center, two gas stations, and two liquor stores. The most fun thing to do in this town is play on the elementary school playground and visit the river. No wonder we have two liguor stores. Please stay away from this town at all costs! But if you are already visiting, get out as fast as you can, this place can corrupt you. Lastly, if you live here, please leave so this town can rot to the ground.

Watch out, there's a hamilton in the middle of the road!

Hamilton by pagina1234567 December 28, 2010

Hamilton

A town in South Lanarkshire, A really great town infact, the people are nice and friendly, there are small rates of violence and the neighbourhoods are very nice and extremely clean, places to live in Hamilton include Eddlewood, Fairhill, Whitehill, Silvertonhill, Burnbank, Toreheads Farm, The Gleeb, Woodhead and Fernegair, the majority of people that are living in these schemes and suburbs are friendly and nice, there are also loads of things to do in Hamilton including, but not limited to, the vue cinema, Strathclyde Park, Chatelherault Country Park, A Shopping Centre and loads of places to hang out.
I'd appreciate if you were ever in South Lanarkshire to come visit, Its a real lovely place!

Person A : Where did you go this Weekend
Person B : A Town called Hamilton
Person A : Cool, Did you enjoy yourself?
Person B : Yep, It was pretty good

Hamilton by Baconequalsgoodforme June 21, 2010

Hamilton

A gregarious sexual act done to a woman.Often with slippery, sexytime, staining results.

Since Brett slipped her the Hamilton, she won't stop begging for it.

Hamilton by Squidface September 14, 2008