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Hamilton, Massachusetts is the epitome of a prep town. Where everyone owns horses and has an average property value of 600,000$, let alone the average house price of like 2,000,000$. It's a very unique conservative based town, with a population of around 10,000. The girls are hot, but preppy and hard to get. The Hamilton-Wenham regional high school is ranked 10th in the state for education. There are no chain resturaunts save for dunkin donuts. The best place for pizza is HW house of pizza, and if you have ever gotten in a fight, or get a grade average under B-, you are ridiculed.
Conversation: (guy from Revere) Where are you from?
(Hamiltonian) I'm from Hamilton, MA, yeah you've probably never heard of it. (guy from revere, one out of 20 people who actually knows where Hamilton is) Oh yeah you own horses?
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An almost entirely white, sheltered town, just north of Boston, where everyone has too high of a sense of self regard. The most exciting thing in the town is an old war tank that sits in the middle of the public park and past that there’s a neat Cumberland farms where you can get whole grain pizza by the slice. Most people either own a horse themselves or know someone who does. There is no diversity in the “pristine” school system so if you’re different, you’ll be outcasted till the day you graduate. The entire town is filled with drugs, the only thing to do is drive around rip bongs in cars, half the students are baked throughout the day and at any point you can find someone vaping in one of the school bathrooms. You’ll have to deal with uptight moms that think too highly of their children, dads that played lacrosse in college and probably work at an investment bank somewhere along the North Shore. Nobody enjoys living in Hamilton, unless you’re looking to isolate yourself from the rest of the world in a suburbia that will mold you’re child towards sociatle conformity.
“Hey wanna cruise through Hamilton, MA and see what’s happening tonight” - No one ever
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