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A small town in Michigan that has only one blinking light. It consists of lots of either redneck farmers or wannabe gangsters. There are more churches than stores. We have a food center, two gas stations, and two liquor stores. The most fun thing to do in this town is play on the elementary school playground and visit the river. No wonder we have two liguor stores. Please stay away from this town at all costs! But if you are already visiting, get out as fast as you can, this place can corrupt you. Lastly, if you live here, please leave so this town can rot to the ground.
Watch out, there's a hamilton in the middle of the road!
by pagina1234567 December 28, 2011
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