hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004

hartley sholom

A Jew who hates germs

Hartley Sholom he is such a germa phobe

by Assclapituss February 1, 2020

the ben hausle quartet

The four things that define hot guys that you're thinking about dating, (Ben Hausle is a archetype of this)

-Taken
-Fuck boy
-A smoke ( really hot)
-Douche bag

I could never date that guy, he has the ben Hausle quartet

by Emanon Noname March 23, 2017

hatley

Hatley (n)- Hatley is a term used to identify a group of germanic people, mostly very intellegent and better then you.

"I am Megan."
"So?"
"I am a Hatley."
"OMG! You must be smart!"

by Megan Hatley July 2, 2008

Haute couture

A word that Bert McCracken and Gerard Way can not pronounce.

Bert> "This Haute couture.. is some crazy shit."

by amandA April 24, 2005

coal hauler

A white chick that dates only a nigger and completely supports him financially, pays his rent, drives him everywhere, does his laundry, pays for his drugs, all because the nigger is to lazy to make his own way in this World.

Man, Heather is a fuckin' coal hauler and she does everything for Kelvin, that big, fat, lazy assed nigger!!

by herolin December 28, 2005

Steven Hartley

A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.

1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.

by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011