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Hatley Chair 

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

ashes hauled 

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.
Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?
ashes hauled by Octopod November 8, 2003

Heavy Hauler 

The most advanced sandwich ever created. Each contains enough calories to sustain a small nation for a decade. Found at the Truckstop in Mount Morris PA.
Jimmy "The Dream" Rhodes once destroyed 4 Heavy Haulers in one fell swoop.

bull hauler 

A type of trucker that hauls livestock in their trailer. Always short on sleep and acts a little shady.
Never take a toothpick from a bull hauler.
bull hauler by Chickenhauler544 March 29, 2017
Hartlee, a young Torontonian is famous for her claim to inventing the phrase " nomg"

this phrase, which most would be embarrassed to use, let alone make up, makes Hartlee a unique breed of crazy.

she is known for using the phrases " for real, amazing" and of coarse "nomg"
Q: who uses the phrase nomg?
A: hartlee
Hartlee by headfloat November 30, 2009

HauteHeaux 

A slang term of endearment for a bad bitch with style - a successful independent bold and outspoken woman who walks her own path and has noticeably good fashion sense.
That girl is unstoppable and her gear is sexy! She's a bad bitch. She's a HauteHeaux!
HauteHeaux by SocietyHaute January 3, 2014