A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.
1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.
by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011
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