That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010

boobs happens

When you see boobs by chance

- when you see boobs through the neighbor's window - boobs happens man
- by accident Janet Jackson

by pablolo February 4, 2010

magic happens

Referring to sexual intercourse. Generally applied to a bedroom or a bed where the action takes place.

"Is this the bedroom where the magic happens?"

by Sean Peirry October 10, 2008

shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

it's all happening

When circumstances start falling in place as if fate is bringing destiny to fruition.

*likely originated from, or was at least popularized by, the character "Penny Lane" in Cameron Crowe's film Almost Famous

Last month, I was fed up with my shitty friends, lost my favorite hat I'd had for 9 years, got 7 traffic violations, and had a dead end job, but now, I'm meeting a bunch of amazing people, got a new job that feels fulfilling, and feel like more good is coming my way--it's all happening.

by dhkdgkhdg May 13, 2015