hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

by lowdown November 18, 2004

Hambon

Hãm-bŏn (n)
French origin, used by French as a derogatory term

Ill-bred, inbred and unsightly little Welshmen.

Everyone is Wales is hambon!

by The real Craig David August 25, 2005

hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.

Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"

by john london October 20, 2004

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

hambone

An excessively geeky, stinky, or strange ham (amateur) radio operator. In other words, your typical ham radio operator.

Even though I have my ham license, I'm not a hambone because I'm normal.

by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

Hambone

Another name for your penis

My hambone has a chick magnet on it

by Big Dyl July 18, 2011

Hamboning

verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)

Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.

by Omae May 20, 2014