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Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.
Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.
by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007
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GUItard

Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.
Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.
by Tyler Betz March 31, 2008
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guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010
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guitarded

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.
"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"
by Violet Schwayze May 22, 2009
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guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.
by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011
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Guitards

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008
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Guitarded

some one who thinks they can play the guitar but really suck ass...
damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit
by kyle goodnight September 3, 2007
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