Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

grossicles

An adjective describing something super gross, disgusting.

When her boyfriend rapped on the bathroom door telling his friend to , "Hurry up, Dude. You're taking forever. Just squeeze it out," she exclaimed, "Ew. That's grossicles!"

by Zanne! February 20, 2017

Grassisgreener Syndrome

1. To covet an item or situation which one does not have.
2. To always want the opposite of what you have.

I contantly suffer from grassisgreener syndrome. When I'm single, I crave being in a relationship. When I'm in a relationship, I crave being single.

by Shanona April 18, 2008

grossartig

Something that is so gross that the word 'gross' just isn't enough anymore, and at the same time is being called bad in a sarcastic way.

(partial German origin)

"Hey, have you seen the republican candidate who's running for election?"

-"Yes, he's really grossartig"

by connectingwings November 13, 2020

Caulyn Gross

The most amazing, sexy, beautiful, awesome, and intelligent male being in the entirety of reality in any plane of existence. He also has the thiccest booty.

I pray to my lord and savior Caulyn Gross every night in hopes he will grace me with his divine and all powerful presence.

by The Dankster #87 September 23, 2019

Gossip Folks

A song by Missy Elliot. The chorus by the kids of Widney High is often misinterpreted. See Example for lyrics to chorus.

Whozoo? (who?)
My gizzurl.
Whalzinga izzat? (whos that?)
Its okizzay. Its allrizzight. Its okizzay. Its allrizzight.
Nizzow wizzee wizzil silzee. (Now we will see)

by SG April 2, 2003

gossip

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.

I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.

by Tom February 28, 2004