I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

by mag21 August 17, 2014

Groomer

Onision.

Groomer: His a pedophile... Enough said

by Drakenpage December 6, 2019

Groovy Q

A term used to describe a style that is appealing and fashionable in ScHoolboy Q's sense.

That bucket hat is Groovy Q for sure.

by Propitious July 11, 2014

Grooming

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.

"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"

by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017

Grootmoor

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs

"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"

by croissantfeet May 26, 2020

ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

by kelly September 12, 2003

Noodle Groovin

when a person cant sit still,usually a tweeked out, up for days, person on meth or speed freak. Looks sort like they are doing the peepee dance and dont realize it but wear you out talking to them.

Sandi was noodle groovin at the casino.

The chick couldn't quit noodle groovin long enough to sit still for 5 minutes.

by chrsreesie May 13, 2010