grockle

A holiday maker, but one from outside the local vicinity, i.e. someone holidaying in Christchurch who's from Southampton isn't a grockle. Term used on the south coast and has spread eastwards, stopping at Southampton water. Most commonly heard in the solent town of Lymington where it's used as an insult towards ignorant and usually posh tourists, those with caravans, those with five kids, a dog and granddad tagging along and those that have been coming to the town for twenty years and think they know/own the place. Most commonly heard amongst fed-up shopworkers and working-class locals. Tends not to be applied to foreign tourists as these generally tend to be considerate people when travelling and don't make a nuisance of themselves.

"Heads up, grockle in the shop!"

"I want to take out these grockles with a sniper rifle."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

grockle box

A caravan towed by tourists.

"Iv just spent 3 hours stuck behind a f*cking grockle box on the B350"

by Andy March 31, 2008

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

by el gronko December 19, 2011

grockle shell

A west country term meaning caravan

I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road

by chillibabe February 7, 2009

gonkler

a.k.a rocketman

when you fart and sneeze at the same time, sometimes ejecting you from your seat.

warning: very painfull on the butthole.

james flew out of his chair after farting and sneezing at the same time.

"what are you gonna name that one?" chris asked.
Answer, "Gonkler"

by the sneaky indian May 2, 2009

Gonklet

A baby gonk. (An ugly baby with big, googly, bulging eyes)

Aww, look at that gonklet.

by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004

Grondle

It is a drunken ground fondle.

After a long weekend if drinking, my friends found me engaged in a grondle on the lawn with some stranger.

by Cheeky Driver November 13, 2014