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After a long weekend if drinking, my friends found me engaged in a grondle on the lawn with some stranger.
Grondle by Cheeky Driver November 13, 2014
To be in a state of distain or unpleasantness after a night out, usually due to a hangover or come-down
aw mate, he was such a grondle the other night- almost killed me!
Grondle by Grettski October 3, 2018
Rock band from LA who is sick and tired of their name being confused with the definitions above
Grondle f_ckin' rock!
Grondle by MIcheal Caine July 21, 2021
An overenthusiatic groodle owner that performs sexual acts on their animal from sheer amoration.
groodle = golden retriver/poodle

I think that guy likes touching his groodle a little too much, he must be a Groodler
Groodler by Rob G 83 November 4, 2012

grundle fish

The act of diving head first into the groinular area looking for some fresh, salty grundle.
Gian grundle fishes like a truffle pig looking for black gold.
grundle fish by j$.devops October 5, 2010
Grundle is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a grundle?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
grundle by Chane. March 27, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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