greenhead College

A college in greenhead, yorkshire, spain, that is run by the the legendary principal Garry Lett. Everyone who goes here gets A*s or gets expelled 1 day before results day. The site is built around the historic "Nut wall" and the parrallel "Depression wall". This school is only accessable via hovercraft or drone so the public transport is quite expensive. It is also the oldest school in europe according to the UN and The complete dinosaur encyclopedia.

"I go to greenhead College"

"Congrats nerd"

by SmolMik October 1, 2021

greenbean

Joint, weed , smoke

Hey friend, lets go smoke a greenbean!

by Charlie 06 July 24, 2007

Ghetto Greencard

A temporary pass given to people who was not born in the ghetto but moved there afterward. Or those who lived in the suburbs and either hung out or dated someone from the ghetto thus getting a temporary pass. can be revoked.

Dan, you've moved to Yonkers you lost your ghetto greencard so stop saying word.

by V.Daniel October 17, 2010

green beard

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"

Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd

by Rize December 15, 2003

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 21, 2011

old greenberg

a pervy man who glares at everyone that he dislikes which would include everyone. he wears the same shirt every day and eats off the floor. old greenberg is glued to a small silver whistle and pervs at everyone with his micropig that he owns.

charlie - ''see ronni, what do you think of him?''
ross - ''bit of an old greenberg tbh.''

by scottdastalker October 22, 2011

Greensward academy

A British school mostly containing ugly children and staff.

The people of greensward are so ugly that everyone has to go around with a bag over there heads as a school policy. Wow, do you go greensward academy or something? Why is everyone so ugly here?

by Imurdadg April 23, 2019