Definitions by scottdastalker

old greenberg 

a pervy man who glares at everyone that he dislikes which would include everyone. he wears the same shirt every day and eats off the floor. old greenberg is glued to a small silver whistle and pervs at everyone with his micropig that he owns.

charlie - ''see ronni, what do you think of him?''
ross - ''bit of an old greenberg tbh.''

old greenberg by scottdastalker October 22, 2011

fucktard 

absolute retard, like a retarded retard basically.

teacher - "how do you spell cheese?"
ross - "B.U.M.S.M.E.L.L."
teacher - "don't be such a fucktard..."

fucktard by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

bazinga 

when someone does something good, this is what they say.

adam - "oh yes, i just snogged that hot girl over there...bazinga!"

bazinga by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

bazinga backfire 

if someone says bazinga and another person does whatever caused the first person to say bazinga better than they did.

adam - "i just snogged that way hot girl over there...bazinga!"
sam - "yeah, but i just tounged all her mates...bazinga backfire!"

bazinga backfire by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

strathaven

best place ever, everyone wants to live there because it's so nice and all the best people on the world live there :)!

euan - "aren't ya glad to live in strathaven"
bobbie - "yeah, it's so nice and all the cool people live here like us :)!

strathaven by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

mad mackay 

a mad, fat, musical man who smells terrible, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son (including girls and people his own age), never remembers names including his own, has the word mackay somewhere in his name and is mentally retarded.

Girl: sits down in a classroom
Mad MacKay: ''You can't sit there, son!!!'
Girl: thinks to herself 'what a mad mackay!!!'

mad mackay by scottdastalker January 15, 2011