Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."

by Phineas T April 4, 2009

Hitler Moustache

Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.

"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

Lemmys Moustache

Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.

There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.

"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"

by nz metal head December 6, 2006

moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003

goastcheeks

the warmth of someone elses butt on the toilet seat

eww i just felt your goastcheeks

by realpowerminy May 26, 2016

Moustachette

The hair that sits on top of the lip of a 16 year old boy, whom, wears it with pride thinking that he is at last, truly, a man.

Oh my sweet moustachette; one day, people will realise the true value of you

by Tom Selleck. January 22, 2011