Definitions by kreebilicus

taxidermiphobia

An illogical or irrational fear of stuffed animals. Some sufferers may believe the mounted animals will suddenly come alive and try to attack him/her, others may think they could be impaled on horns or lacerated by claws or teeth should the piece fall on them.

Also known as taxidermy phobia.

I can't walk through the taxidermy exhibit of the Natural History Museum without sweating profusely and getting palpitations because of my taxidermiphobia.

taxidermiphobia by kreebilicus November 13, 2012

marzipen 

An alcohol-based felt-tipped marker pen that smells like marzipan. An example would be the Pentel MARKER MS50.

Despite the headache, nausea, black nose and vomiting I could just not stop sniffing the marzipen. Mmmmmmmmarzipen.

marzipen by kreebilicus January 4, 2010

Gary Neville moustache 

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

Gary Neville moustache by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

congo-bongo eyed 

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

congo-bongo eyed by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

World of Snorecraft 

n. an alternative term for the game World of Warcraft as it is so fucking boring. Used most frequently when watching somebody else play.

also: World of Borecraft

Observer: Can we do something other than watch you play World of Snorecraft?

Player: In a minute, I'll just finish these quests.

Observer: Don't forget to eat.

World of Snorecraft by kreebilicus July 8, 2009