Gylfie

Awesome Elf Owl character from the Guardians of Ga'hoole series who's really smart.

Gylfie was awesome because she escaped the evil St. Aggie's with Soren 'cause she's smart.

by Edina May 20, 2008

Golfer

A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.

"At the pool party grace was totally being a golfer."

by kdlookinass July 2, 2017

Golfieri

Fat pole smoker who enjoys licking male anus.

I once golfieried a racoon.

by Shammer22 November 27, 2012

Urban Golfing

A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.

It's nice today let's go urban golfing!

by pandasandpearls March 7, 2011

goldie

Something that really stands out amongst a pack of mediocres. Surburban slang.

"Hey, I know! A double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm"
"Now that's a real goldie!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

Golfing

The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.

Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.

by carlgrider October 16, 2011

Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017