gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.

Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!

by nirvana4lf December 3, 2010

Gnardog

A very Unnatractive woman.
This can be for a number of reasons, though usually she is either ugly, fat or a slut.

Damn! Hold up... Look at that bitch! What a gnardog!

by Reisenhart August 15, 2007

Garadie

Slang for the popular sports drink, Gatorade.

I'm so tired after my rigorous workout. I'll go grab myself a Garadie.

by Henri Von Douche July 30, 2006

Gnard

When one has ingested a large amount of psychedelic drugs, and becomes no more than a series of dubious facial expressions.

Dude,I was so gnard after that fifth hit of acid I couldn't walk or talk.

by DanjerBlaine September 25, 2015

gnarage

Explosive diarrhea with some splashes of blood. Similar to a shotgun shooting buckshot.

When cleaning out the bathroom at work this morning, there was some straight gnarage in the toilet and on the wall. Suprised there wasn't an organ in the toilet or dude didn't pass out...there was a lot of blood

by arc4ange1 November 25, 2015

garadship

The garadship was the title of the Dhulbahante kingdom and the immediate precursor the Darwiish

she lived to see the garadship

by readyforthemoon55 November 1, 2019

garadate

An incorrect rendering of the word "garaadship". The term "garaadship" usually applies to the Dhulbahante Kingdom, i.e. the Dhulbahante garaadship

his granddad wasn't born in the garadate! He was born in the garaadship! There's a difference

by readyforthemoon55 November 5, 2019