Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot

Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he

by mitch00uk April 14, 2015

Glufse

A slang word for vagina originated in a small valley in Norway called Jondalen.

Jenta hadde ei trang glufse.
The girl had a tight glufse.

by Jochum March 4, 2009

Glutealthermaphobia

The fear of or dread experienced by sitting in or just thinking about sitting in a chair or seat that has been warmed by someone else's butt cheeks.

Tom: "Bob, why are you standing up at your desk?"
Bob: "The IT guy was just here installing new software on my PC. I'm waiting for my seat to cool off."
Tom: "Dude - you've got a bad case of glutealthermaphobia!"
Bob: "Hey - maybe I just don't like sitting down in someone else's butt-sweat!"

by songwriterz December 2, 2011

Glutton For Punishment

A person who is eager to get involved with a situation that have unpleasant results. And another one. And another one. And then another one.

I sent another text to the fucboi that doesn't deserve my time but he didn't answer - I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

by Baesicbible May 8, 2016

Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 5, 2010