Gluft

A collection of long malted hair, fluff and dust found around the house which seems to attatch and grab on to items of clothing

I took off my hat and found some gluft on my head

I keep stepping on bit of gluft

by Undunn March 13, 2019

Slut Glut Rut

a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket

Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

monosodium glutamate

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621

Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

by bill but not really September 20, 2020

glutbutt

a woman with a fat ass

you should have seen the size of that womans ass, what a glutbutt

by DiggyPoos April 13, 2010

Glut Hung

A temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.

My phone is glut hung, I cant see any messages.

by Dleph April 10, 2015

glutenpee

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

Glubtubbis Wepple

A devious individual who is always in debt, is short yet mighty, and and is somehow great at everything they do

"Oh shit. Glubtubbis Wepple is here."

by AWordAndDontShareThisWithAnyon April 22, 2023