glutch

To urinate in addition to defecating at the same time.

I held onto the seat as I glutched everywhere. My mom had a fun time cleaning the toilet and its surroundings.

by DaNastyHoe October 22, 2022

gluecose

A sticky sugar-type substance dat can really gum up your insides if you get too much of it.

Giving up a "Twinkies 'n' soda pop" lifestyle and instead eating nothing but beans sprouts and tofu may indeed lower da gluecose levels in your blood and thus reduce your risk of keeling over from dat cause, but what's da good of dat if you absolutely "die from boredom" on such an insipid diet???

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

Glucchevunsce!

Italienische Schreibweise für "Glückwunsch!"

person 1: " Ich habe eine 2 in Italienisch! "
person 2 (tut auf italienisch): " Glucchevunsce! "

by Tyym May 9, 2023

Gleching

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.

"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."

by Butter on a Stick is back May 25, 2024

gleech

a gleech can be anything. mostly used as a adjective, but can replace any noun or verb too.

"i just won the lottery!"
"hey, thats so gleech!

"hey, could you pass me can of gleech" (soda)

"uhhh sorry guys, im gleeching right now, so i cant hang out."

by hotsexygleech June 18, 2024

Glunch

To “borrow” an item from someone or something

“Bro where did you get all that food??”

“I glunched it from Marianos”

by JonklersBiggestFan February 18, 2025

Glunchy

For when something just feels oddly squishy

eating a sweet-potato is so finna glunchy bro

by Lunux June 23, 2025