A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.
by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014
Get the Glunch mug.Bubba lashed the sewer last day, said it played an air cushion and made him very clammy and groggy. Went to his dinner table and got a turnip scud, scum was bellowing from that starship enterprise. I hate my parents they make me eat. Turkey soup ham coop glunch my head. You find an attack RJs pizzeria, shilla orchestra combined with trust company funds to make vancies.Mrs Martin is frustrated looking at the ceiling while lashing little imbreaded students. Joey L got gnarled and gnashed into turkey mesh. He punched it and got wired. Mr. Greaseman greased his hands and made a little car oil out of alittle elbow grease. Wicked smart clones of russ haynes invade by trespassing into a DZ discovery zone. Flip flip bunny hop beat box chop chop banana bop cant stop elmer fudd. Hall groupie todd the toad made a hazardous bankruptcy chard doiley blow in. I made a fiber hop a reduced porkchop. Merry go around antics are charred gopher cakes inside showboxes and eskimo pies. Anti-corn kernal rootbulb attracted infectious noninfectious fur cloaks. Dont try to steal froth from a janitors larva. Chunky waterfalls are button candies. Peanut brittle is getting jiggy with kaczor pubes. Snack attack is back with jack the crack, he got sacked!
Harry the little boy is very old. His legs are very harry and groggy. Glunch is the best i have ever had.
by Cat Nip September 16, 2005
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Get the Glunch mug.n. (Australian) another word for a hat-stand, usually of a more extravagant variety.
Created because "hat-stand" was too boring and pragmatic; glenchley sounding far more sophistocated.
Created because "hat-stand" was too boring and pragmatic; glenchley sounding far more sophistocated.
Feel free to hang up your stuff on the glenchley, old chap.
Haha, you've only got a hat-stand, we've got a glenchley, loser.
Haha, you've only got a hat-stand, we've got a glenchley, loser.
by hundoman March 9, 2015
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by sgrrman February 16, 2008
Get the grunching mug.One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.
by bshea December 12, 2006
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