Gluech

When you cum but it sticky.

I coomed and it twas Gluech.

by RatInsurance September 25, 2024

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”

by drac69 February 26, 2020

gleeché

when something is a cliché because it aired on glee

guy: my college acapella group is performing "teenage dream" this weekend.
girl: that's such a gleeché.

by Julz M. November 20, 2010

Glueckert

Glueckert is a German name meaning "Lucky one". Usually as a last name, Glueckert's are generally lucky people. Anyone with the name Glueckert, is a very awsomely, unique individual.

Glueckert!

by your magic mann December 10, 2011

Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014

glumchum

a friend that is always down in the dumps or pissing on your parade.

there's glumchum. here to piss on our parade.

he glumchummed all over my story

by easytyger September 1, 2009