glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

Glossophile

A person who is enthusiastic about language

Some polyglots are glossophiles.

by Wouldiwas February 20, 2020

Glossing

Glossing is commonly referred to when describing two gay male men, having sex in car parks or other areas where people are known to 'gloss'

'what were you doing last night?'
'glossing. Several other people joined in, it was such good fun'

by chronostar May 22, 2015

glossolollerskates

An uncontrollable urge to speak and/or type in leet/SMS abbreviations.

Last night Bob was hit with a case of glossolollerskates. He couldn't stop saying things like roffle. We all wanted to smack him.

by brianarn January 12, 2008

globson

gluttonous jiggles that flow endlessly throughout the body like water.

As Manuel rode the bicycle his globson enfolded making the seat invisible. His globsons eat the bicycle seat as if hungry.

by tea-spoon March 7, 2008

Glasson

The best village in Ireland, by far. Atrractions include going to spollens and drinking in grogans. Theres also the golf club for posh people. The chalets is widely known as the best place for steak in the Midlands. A notable person from Glasson is Kathleen Farrell, for a being an absolute beasht of a Junior Infants teacher. If you spell it Glassan you're just wrong.

Guy 1: Did you know Glasson is the best village in Ireland?

Guy 2: Of course I knew that, everyone knows that.

by Tadam Bemple January 9, 2020

glossing

Shining like a G

Bro, have you seen my insta?
Yeah it's kinda dead... See me - I've been glossing since day

by UK Drilla June 1, 2020