Gloobage

The act of another individual taking a drag off of your cigarette, and handing it back to you with copious amounts of slobber and saliva.

Gene: Hey, can I have a drag?
Erik: Sure, here ya go!
Erik: Geez, Gene, You gloobaged my smoke!

by eloke October 9, 2008

glorbises

A particularly nasty type of STD prevalently found in populations of philosophy graduate students.

I would really enjoy Hume more if my glorbises weren't itching so badly.

by Isaac Meyers December 11, 2009

Gloomberg

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.

Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

glooble

A telepathic creature, the final culmination and last evolution of the race of Glooba. Is squishy and about the size of a tennis ball. Camouflages. Contains entire history and knowledge of her race, helps translate alien languages.

Glooble thinks at you, "Are you sure that's a wise choice?"

by Lenardo June 30, 2008

gloob

A morsel of anything

Goddammit son of a bitch! a gloob of soda flew into my eye when i popped the top.

by Legere January 13, 2004

glorb

To inhale or consume with great vigor.

"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."

by Vee Are Are Schee August 5, 2004

Glorbach

An insulting term for a person and/or thing that either:
1) engage in Scientology or any other demented religion involving Xenu, thetans, or Tom Cruise
2) are a vile, freak of nature that is disconnected with the real world

I can stand that guy, he's such a Glorbach!

by Chelzor March 12, 2007