Girth Warrior

Penis has limited length but substantial girth

Manny is a Girth Warrior

by void nz February 17, 2015

Girth Hammer

An unnaturally bulbous and heavy penis head, causing the shaft to perpetually bend towards the floor. This bending occurs at all times, even during erection and usually presents all sorts of problems when being blown.

When Kim was attempting to blow me last night, I accidentally bruised her forehead and gave her a black eye with my Girth Hammer! She concussed shortly thereafter...

by Girth Himself January 24, 2009

Cock Girth

the circumference of you cock

"Charles, what's your cock girth?"
"I'm not telling or showing you unless you're one of my hoes, bitch"

by drkittydeath May 20, 2007

Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

Girth Worm

An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.

Did you see Philip's girth worm? It was huge!

by Flip Flossy June 30, 2012

Grethan

'Grethan' is the ship name for the YouTube twins Ethan and Grayson Dolan. Fans ship them either as a bromance or romance, the most popular and accepted one being the former.

I ship Grethan, I think they'd be a cute couple.

Ew, why do you ship Grethan, they're brothers!

by grethan98 December 25, 2017

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013