Definitions by Jace

Gareth Keenan 

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

Gareth Keenan by Jace March 25, 2005

nugget

a light hearted and universal put down

You are taking too long u stupd little nugget

nugget by Jace March 21, 2005

drift 

An advanced driving technique used mainly for show in which the driver maintains oversteer through balance of throttle and steering inputs. there several ways to execute this manuver, from using the e-brake to send thet car into a controlled slide to using the cars own inertia to keep one moving foward in direction while power sliding.
also is a side effect of whatching Initial D.

"He is a tak wannabe, he screwed is drift and got himself wraped around a tree.

drift by Jace March 21, 2005

Peasant's Quest 

You are Rather Dashing, a peasant who returns from vacation to find his thatch roofed cottage...BURNINATED! You swear revenge on an epic journey to vanquish the Burninator Once and for all! From the company that made that game Trogdor, and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large preportions.

>throw baby
> get berries

Peasant's Quest by Jace July 28, 2004

muff grunt 

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

muff grunt by jace January 29, 2004

chikan 

An edible mammal that can be eaten alive and still be nutritious and tasty. It's taste is indescribable and delicious. It tastes better than bagpipes and is its shape and anatomy resemble that of a mix between a Rooster and Martha Stewart.

"I ate a Chikan and then shortly after I turned into last years chess competition champion"

chikan by Jace December 7, 2003

Moma Chi Zebra 

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

Moma Chi Zebra by Jace December 7, 2003