by Jace June 09, 2003

A friend who always looks stoned, while never did any drugs but only drinks and when he does drink he speech is less slurrrrreddd!
Druncan weeennnttt to the baaaaar to drink some beeer. but aftewards it is like Hi My Name is Druncan and i am now intoxicated.
by Jace September 26, 2003

An edible mammal that can be eaten alive and still be nutritious and tasty. It's taste is indescribable and delicious. It tastes better than bagpipes and is its shape and anatomy resemble that of a mix between a Rooster and Martha Stewart.
by Jace December 07, 2003

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
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