goofist

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

by joelh January 15, 2009

hench goof

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

by TheWiseMemeCaster February 19, 2015

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

by papermachete November 10, 2005

ya dun goofed

A way to signify someone screwing up, or failing miserably.

Made famous by the 11 year old Youtube trainwreck "Jessi Slaughter" aka "kerligirl13" and her Father.

Your daughter is posting nudes on the internet.... ya dun goofed.

All ya haters aint got nothin on me, ya dun goofed, I'ma make a brain slushie.

by Poor Child July 15, 2010

Goofalaquits

(goof-uh-la-kits) Denotes "to take a piss" or as a substitute for "urine" See SCHLIGY and CLYGITS

Adisah: *drinks gatorade* Man there was so much liquid ..... I need to take a goofalaquits

ZJ: fawk u mean.. that's some CLYGITS
Yellow Bean: jdiajwidawj yer me

by brokeboyzman July 20, 2019

Goofcake

(noun, sing.), Strange, silly, goofy, whimsical, drunken, particularly German. When dancing, a goofcake looks like (s)he is being operated by a drunken puppeteer.

"Felix, you dance like a grandpa and that's not your Berlin hat, ya goofcake."

by Felix and Ruben April 13, 2019

it’s just a goof

Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.

Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”

Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”

by Squishybobby October 16, 2020