Rearrange the furniture

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Furniture

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

by Apple liker December 18, 2012

furniturize

the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.

by RDPhalen December 24, 2010

furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003