farthlings

The fries that fall out into the bag.

Are you going to eat the farthlings, too?

by cyclam8 January 17, 2009

farthly

1. The opposite of closely.
2. Vaguely, unfocusedly

1. I studied the landscape farthly.

2. The idea of reincarnation, for me, is a farthly held belief.

by AtlasWinks July 28, 2011

flathersm

flathersm is when you experience severe confusion and can't remember what you were going to say.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a flathersm.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks.

by SnazzyPJ January 12, 2021

farthead

synonomous with butthead,butthole,asswipe...etc.etc

he's being some dumb, what a farthead

by stephanie May 7, 2004

Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation

Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.

by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008

Flathead

A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...

Bill: This flathead I went out with last night was just too wild for my taste...

by Solar and Lunar May 28, 2007

farthammer

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face

If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.

by marqis April 15, 2006