flank two position

Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.

(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.

Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!

by CDeck January 22, 2006

flangst

(n.) A combination of fluff and angst.

Somene being egregiously sick on their death bed, and then waking up only to stay by his or her lover's side forever.

by R.E. September 23, 2004

flank speed

Noun (naval terminology): the highest speed commandable of a warship under normal (peacetime) conditions, succeeding the terms "normal", "regular" or "standard" speed, and (under wartime conditions) preceded sequentially in velocity by the terms "attack speed", and finally "ramming speed".

"Upon lookout sight of the enemy ships, the consul Quintus Arrius ordered his ships to come to flank speed."

by speedog May 2, 2010

flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Flanst

Fluff+Angst=Flanst in fanfiction terms.

Term coined by Frulie. See: Fruliesmut

"Did you read Frulie's new story? Draco was so fluffy and Harry was so angsty."

"Yeah, I read it and it was so flansty."

by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

flankenstein

A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills

"So I was playing COD yesterday and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me"

by snen😆 August 3, 2016