beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

by coalnine August 28, 2009

Fishing in the tuna boat

Performing hot oral sex on a wet and willing female.

Candy spread her legs and Carla went right in for a little fishing in the tuna boat.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016

fixing a sprinkler system

getting some.

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.

by pretendtobegreek April 29, 2011

Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.

that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point

by Drath1995 October 18, 2017

Fishing the Gap

Technique used to pick up women at bars. Two friends sit one bar stool apart from each other, allowing a space for women to place their drink orders, and allowing each friend to have an advance at the women ordering.

Ryan and Shawn were Fishing the Gap at the bar last night and each picked up a hott girl to take home.

by aemcro052007 October 15, 2007