Ice fishing In July 

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

Ice fishing In July by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

le fishe 

A meme that originated from 4chan. It's about a fish being inside a bathtub with La vie en rose being played with some reverb effects.

For some it gives a feeling of an unknown emotion, something deeper than just memes, le fishe is more than just that!

Simon: "Hey dude, you know what 'le fishe' is?"
Steve: "It's a religion, join us!"

le fishe by jbk() November 1, 2020

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.

In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!

open fly fishing by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016

sal fisher 

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.

A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.

sal fisher by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

Flap fishing 

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

Flap fishing by docdebauch January 21, 2008

fishing a dead pond 

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

fishing a dead pond by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

tissue fishing 

when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)

Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes

tissue fishing by phan4life May 17, 2010