shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

The Five Fingered Brown

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers

Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.

by Juice21 March 6, 2007

Fingered

when a guy sticks his finger(possible fingerS depending on the size of the girl down there), the guy usually rubs her pussy really good and fast until the girl gets all nice and wet.

girl: oh baby please just thrust your fingers inside of me!

boy:well im tryinggg but your too small!

girl: just shove them in there OHHHH uhhhh baby thats it right there

boy: i got it i got it! yessss.

girl: harder harder uhhhh my god im gonna explode!

boy: good i just fingered you!

boy keeps going, the girl gets wet, they clean up and watch tv

by babyjoon October 3, 2008

5 Fingered Spear

When you finger a girl with all 5 fingers independently and then attempt to insert all fingers in the vagina together in a spear formation.

Yo dog did you hear that Dynamo 5 Fingered Speared some girl first time he tried getting with her.

by Matus February 2, 2008

fish fingered

The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.

“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.

by Leuk May 5, 2020